Andwent!ButpoorlittleMissShydidn't!Shecouldn't!Shejustsatthere.Atearrolleddownhercheek.OhIdosowishIwasn'tsoshy,shesobbed.
2009-07-25
Thetaxidrivergrinned.LittleMissSplendidwalkedalong.perhapsit'sbettertowalk,shethoughttoherself.Sothateveryonehasthechancetoadmiremymagnificentnewhat.Butthenithappened.
2009-07-25
SHOO!saidMr.StrongtoGinger,andpickeduplittleMissTiny.Verygently.Hello,hesaid.Whoareyou?Im...I'm...I'm...MissTiny.Youare,aren'tyou?smiledMrStrong.Well,ifIwasastinyasyou,Iwouldn'tgowanderingaroundlargef
2009-07-25
TherewasaloudCRASH!AsMrTall'sfootsmashedthroughthewindowpaneandshatteredit!Nevermind,laughedLittleMissFun.
2009-07-25
Veryquicklyalargecrowdgathered.Ihaveanannouncement,announcedLittleMissTrouble.DidyouknowthatMrBraveisn'tbraveatall?No,itcan'tbetrue,saidthecrowd,alltogether.Itistrue!saidLittleMissTrouble,andI'llprove
2009-07-25
MrClever'sfacefell.Idon'tknowanyjokes,headmitted.Well,that'snotverycleverofyou,isit?saidMrHappy,andwentoff.MrCleverwenton.Anddoyouknowwhohemetnext?
2009-07-25
EventuallyhearrivedatthefarmandfoundFarmerFields.MrFields,hesaid,there'sagooseasleepintherain!FarmerFieldscouldn'tbelievehisears.
2009-07-25
nowlet'sfish,saidGeorge,droppingafishinglineoverthesideoftheboat.Rightho,saidMrMuddle,anddroppedhimselfoverthesideoftheboat.SPLASH!OhMrMuddle,saidGeorge,again.
2009-07-25
PoorMr.Slow.HewentaroundtoasktheotherMr.Menwhatheshoulddo.Bearacingdriver!suggestedMr.Silly.Canyouimagine?No!
2009-07-24
Theelephantcarriedthemthroughthejungleuntiltheycametoariver.Thenhesetthemdownontheground,saidgoodbye,andwentoffbackintothejungle.Howarewegoingtocrosstheriver?JackaskedMr.Daydream.PerhapsIcanbeofassist
2009-07-24
ItreallywasthemostdifficultsumWilliamhadeverseeninhiswholelife.FullofmultiplicationsanddivisionsandadditionsandotherthingsWilliamdidn'tenjoy.Theteacherwasright.Itwouldindeedtakemostofthemorningtoworko
2009-07-24
Themorningafterhewasawakenedbyanoisewhichsoundedlikebombsdropping.ItwastheloudlandpostmanknockingatMr.Quiet'sdoor.BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!Mr.Quietwentandopenedthedoor.MORNING,shoutedthepostman.LETTERFORYO
2009-07-24
Youhaveveryshortarms!shesaidtoMr.Tickle.Ilikeyourbeard!shesaidtoMr.Funny.
2009-07-24
OnTuesdayMr.TicklewenttoundtoAbracadabraCottage.Heknockedatthefrontdoor.Open,saidavoiceinside.Ohhello,smiledlittleMissMagicasthedooropenedbyitselfandshesawwhowasstandingthere.Comein!
2009-07-24
But.Justbeforeshedid,somethinghappened.TWEAK!Theinvisiblenosetweakerhadstruckagain.Andithurt!Ouch!criedlittleMissNaughty.Andranawayevenfasterthanherlittlelegswouldcarryher.
2009-07-24
Ofcoursehedid!Butnotbeforehehadbroughtherbacksafetydowntotheground.Stopit!laughedLittleMissSomersault.IpromiseIwon'tdoanythingsofoolishagain!AndoffwentMr.Tickletolookforsomebodyelsetotickle.
2009-07-24
Fouro'clockcame.Therewasaloudknockatthedoor.LittleMissShyhidbehindherchair.Thedooropened.
2009-07-24
Itstartedtorain!Andthetroublewas,themoreitstartedtorain,themoreitrained.Andthetroublewas,themoreitrained.themoreMissSplendidgotwet.Andthetroublewas,thewettershegot,thewetterherhatgot.Whatasorrysight!D
2009-07-24
Andnow,everyweek,MrStrongcollectslittleMissTinyandtakesherofftoseeherfriends.ThreeweeksagohetookhertoseeMrFunny,whotoldhersomanyjokesshejustcouldn'tstoplaughingallday.
2009-07-24
Andshejumpedontothetablesoshecouldpretendtobeaclownandmakeherfriendslaugh.Butnobodylaughed.
2009-07-24
MrBrave,shecontinued,Idareyoutowalkacrossthattightrope!
2009-07-24
That'sright.Mr.Greedy.Hello,criedMr.Clever.I'mTheCleverestPersonInTheWorld!Ohgood,saidMr.Greedy.thenyoucantellmetherecipeoftheworld'smostdeliciouusdish.Helickedhislips.Ilikefood,heexplained.
2009-07-24
There'sagooseasleepinthetain?repeatedFarmerFieldsslowly.ButIdon'thaveanygeese,andanywayitisn'training.Areyousurethatwasthemessage?PoorMrForgetful.He'dgotitallwrong,andhecouldn'trememberhowtogetitallri
2009-07-24
Itwasn'tanygood,andtheydidn'tcatchanyfish,andsotheydecidedtogohomebeforeitbecamedark.Helpmepulltheboatupontothebeach,calledGeorge.Rightho,saidMr.Muddle,andpushedtheboatbackintothewater.Georgewasjustab
2009-07-24
Beanenginedriver!suggestedMrFunny.Canyouimagine?No!No!
2009-07-24
Theywerehalfwayacrosstheriveronthecrocodile'sbackwhenthecrocodilegrinnedarathernastygrin-allteethandnosmile.Then,flickinghisenormoustail,andshootingJackandMrDaydreamupintotheair,thecrocodileopenedhish
2009-07-24
Williamputuphishand.Yes,William,saidtheteacher.Istheresomethingaboutthesumyoudon'tunderstand?Please,sir,saidWilliam.Istheanswer23?Theteacherwasvery,absolutely,totally,completelyamazed.Howdidyouworkout
2009-07-24
MrQuiettooktheletterintohiskitchen.Hesatdownandopenedit.hewaiteduntilthenoiseofthepostman'sfootstepsdiedaway.CLUMPCLUMPCLUMPCLUMPclumpclump.
2009-07-24
Well,shesaideventually.Thankyoufortheperfectafternoon.NowImustgohomebeforeitgetslight!Perfect?askedMr.Happy.Perfectlydreadful,sheagreed.Andoffshewent.Isay,chuckledMr.GreedytoMr.Happy,Youdoknowsomefunn
2009-07-24
Iexpectyou'dlikemetomakeyourarmslongagain?shesaid.Ohyesplease,saidMrTickle.Verywell,shesaid.MrTickle'sfacelitup.Ononecondition,sheadded.Hisfacefell.Youareonlyallowedonetickleaday!onetickleaDAY?saidMrT
2009-07-24
OnWednesdayMr.Happywasathome.Watchingtelevision.Outside,littleMissNaughtypickedupastone.Shewasgoingtobreakhiswindow!Naughtygirl!
2009-07-24
Thatevening,LittleMissSomersaultwassitting,that'sright,sitting,inherarmchair.Suddenlythetelephonerang.Myhathasblownoff,saidavoiceattheotherend.Andit'slandedontheroofofmyhouse.Couldyou...LittleMissSome
2009-07-24
AndinwalkedMr.Funny.Iknewyouwouldn'tcome,helaughed,lookingatherbehindthechair.So,hewenton.I'vecometotakeyou!LittleMissShybludhedandbludhedandblushed.Comeon,criedMr.Funny,saizingherbythehand.You'llenjo
2009-07-24
Thebus,onitsreturnjourneyfromtown,passedher.Mr.HappyandMr.Daydream,ontheirwayhomeandsittinginthedry,lookedoutofthewindow.Isay,remarkedMr.Happy,lookingoutatthebedraggledfiguretrudgingalonginthewet.What
2009-07-24
TwoweeksagohetookhertoseeMrGreedy.Hetookherhisrecipeforhisfavouritemeal.Butthat'smuchmuchtoomuchfortinylittleme,shelaughed.MrGreedygrinned.Foryou,hesaid,dividebyahundred!
2009-07-24
Nowonder!Everybosywasexhausted.Thayhadallfallenasleep.
2009-07-24