ThefollowingdaywasFriday,andthatFridaylittleMissShychangedhermindonehundredandfoutyfourtimes.That'showmanyfiveminutesthereareinaday!Shewasgoingtotheparty!Shewasn'tgoingtotheparty!Shewasgoingtotheparty
2009-07-25
MissSplendidlookedatherselfinthemirror.Magnificent,shebreathed.Ilookabsolutelymagnificent!I'lltakeit,sheannounced.Butdon'tyouwanttoknowhowmuchitcosts?askedthesaleslady.Costs?queriedMissSplendidloftily
2009-07-25
Ginger!Thefarmcat!PoorlittleMissTiny.Gingergrinned,showinghisteethHELP!shriekedMissTinyatthetopofhervoice.OhsomebodypleaseHELP!Thetroublewas,thetopoflittleMissTiny'svoicewasnotaveryloudplace.Gingergri
2009-07-25
Alltheflowersinthegardenweretrampled.Nevermind!saidLittleMissFun.Let'sgobackindoors.
2009-07-25
LittleMissSomersaultsaidgoodbye.AndMr.Bravewasleftonhisown,shakinglikealeaf.Idon'tdeservetobecalledMr.Brave,Iwasscaredstiff!Thankgoodnessnobodyknowsmysecret,hesaidtohimself.Andnobodydoesknowhissecret,
2009-07-25
Afterbreakfasthewentforalongwalk.Anextremelylongwalk.Infact,suchalongwalkthathewalkedallthewayoutofCleverland,althroughhedidn'tknowit.Hemetsomebodywhowasalsooutforawalk.Doyouknowwhoitwas?
2009-07-25
PoorMr.Forgetful.He'dneverhadamessagetorememberinhislifebefore.There'sasheeplooseinthelane,hesaidtohimselftryingtorememberthemessageashehurriedalong.There'sasheeplooseinthelane.There'sasheeplooseinthe
2009-07-25
Helpmepushtheboatoutfromthebeach,calledGeorge.Rightho,saidMr.Muddle,andpulledtheboatfurtherupontothebeach.OhMr.muddle,saidGeorge,andhadtoshowMr.Muddlethedifferencebetweenpullingandpushing.
2009-07-25
And,thatsummer,MrSlowgotajobmakingicecream.But,bythetimehe'dmadetheicecream,itwasn'texactlytherightsortofweathertobesellingicecream!Brrr!
2009-07-25
Mr.DaydreamturnedtoJack.HowwouldyouliketogotoAfrica?heshouted.Theyweretravellingsofastnow,Jackjustnoddedhishead,andheldoneventighter.Andtheyflewandtheyflewacrossthesea.Suddenly,itseemedinnotimeatall,t
2009-07-25
WilliamandMrImpossiblesatatthebackofWilliam'sclassroomwithalltheotherchilden.Theteachercamein,butdidn'tnoticethattherewassomebodyextrainhisclassthatmorning.
2009-07-25
Hesatathomethatnightwithafeelingofdespair.WhateveramItodo?hethought.It'snouse,hethought,I'lljusthavetotryagain.Andso,thefollowingday,hewentshoppingagain.But,thesamethinghappened.
2009-07-25
FatherwasveryhappyandsaidtoVivky,Onewhoisbraveenoughtoadmithismistakeisagoodchild!
2009-07-25
DearLittleMissgreedy,hehadwritten.(Healwayswrotetohiscousinthisway.)'NextWednesdayismybirthday.Pleasecometoteaat4o'clock.LittleMissGreedywasdelighted.Shehadn'tseenhercousinforquitesometime.
2009-07-25
You'dbettercomein,saidMr.Happy.Nothankyou,smiledLittleMissContrary.Mr.Happyledherintohislivingroom.Whatahorribleroom,shesaid.Mr.Happygrinned.HewasbeginningtorealisethateverythinghehadheardaboutLittleM
2009-07-25
Leoparddidnotgiveup.Afteralongwhile,hemanagedtofreeJupa.ThereweredeepcutsalloverJupa'sbody.Hehadlearnthislesson.HedarednotharmtheanimalsintheJungleagain.Thejunglewaspeacefuloncemore.ThedeepcutsonJupa'
2009-07-25
Astimewentby,therewerenewteethinSlender'smouth.Onceagain,Slenderroamedaboutlookingforfood.Withhislongneck,hecouldnowreachhisfavoriteyoungleavesonthetopoftrees.Slenderwasveryhappy,butnotSamba.Sambawasa
2009-07-25
Mr.Tickle'sarmsweresuddenlynotextraordinarilylong.Theywereextraordinarilyordinary!That'snotFAIR!hecried.You'vespoiledmyFUN!Itmighthavebeenfunforyou,remarkedMr.Happy.Butitwasn'tmuchfunforanybodyelse.Co
2009-07-25
But.Justasshewasabouttodothedreadfuldeed,somethinghappened.TWEAK!Somebodytweakedhernose!Somebodyshecouldn'tseetweakedhernose!Somebodyinvisible!Iwoulderwho?Ouch!criedLittleMissNaughty.And,droppingthepa
2009-07-25
IttooknotimeatallforLittleMissSomersaulttoclimbontoMr.Uppity'sroof.Thatwaseasy,shesaid,asshebalancedonachimneypot.Thenshelookeddownattheground,farbelowher.Thatwasthelastthingsheshouldhavedone.LittleMi
2009-07-25
Saturdaymorningcame.Andwent.Saturdaylunchtimecame.Andwent.LittleMissShyjustcouldn'teatathing.Oneo'clockintheafternooncame,andwent.Twoo'clockintheafternooncame,andwent.Andthenthreeo'clock,thepartytime,
2009-07-25
LittleMssSplendidstoodonthepavement,andheldupherhand.Taxi!sheannouncedinaloudimportantvoice.Ataxistopped.Takemehome,sheordered,andwenttogetin,butofcourseshecouldn't.Hernewhatwasmuchtoolargetoliftthrou
2009-07-25
EverydayMr.StrongwenttoHomeFarmtobuysomeeggs.Helikeseggs.Lotsofthem.Thatdayhewaswalkinghomeacrossthefarmyardwhenheheardaverytinysqueak.Hestopped.Thereitwasagain.Roundthecorner.Helookedroundthecorneran
2009-07-25
Let'splaySimonSays...shecried.SimonSays...Putyourfeetintheair!
2009-07-25
LittleMissTroublejusthappenedtobepassingandhadseeneverything.Andwhatshehadseenandheardhadgivenheranidea.Averynaughtyidea!Shegrinnedamischievousgrin.Hey,comehereeverybody,comeandseethis!sheshoutedatthe
2009-07-25
That'sright.Mr.Happy!Hello,criedMr.Clever.I'mTheCleverestPersonInTheWorld!Ohgood,saidMr.Happy.thenyoumustbecleverenoughtomakeupareallygoodjoketotellme.Helaughed.Jokesmakemehappy,heexplained.
2009-07-25
There'sasheeplooseinthelane!There'sasheeplooseinthelane!MrForgetfulrepeatedthemessageoverandovertohimself.There'sasheeplooseinthelane!
2009-07-25
However,eventually,somehoworother,theymanagedtogettheboatouttosea.
2009-07-25
So,MrSlowgothimselfajobmakingwoollyscarves.But,bythetimehe'dfinishedmakingthescarves,itwasn'texactlytherightsortofweathertobesellingscarves!Phew!
2009-07-25
Comeon,saidMrDaydreamtoJack.let'sgoandexplore.Soofftheyset,pushingtheirwaythroughthejungle.Suddenly,inthemiddleoftheclearing,theysawanelephant.Hello,MrDaydream,trunpetedtheelephantdownitstrunk.Wouldyo
2009-07-25
Goodmorning,children,saidtheteacher.Ihaveaverydifficultsumforyoutodotoday.Itwilltakeyoumostofthemorningtoworkouttheanswer.Andhewrotethesumontheblackboard.
2009-07-25
CAN'THEARYOU,thunderedthegrocer.NEXTPLEASE!CAN'THEARYOU,bellowedthegreengrocer.NEXTPLEASE!CAN'THEARYOU,roaredthemilkman.NEXTPLEASE!CAN'THEARYOU,boomedthebutcher.NEXTPLEASE!Ohdear!PoorMr.Quietwenthomea
2009-07-25
Afterhistea,MrHappytookLittleMissContrarytomeetsomeofhisfriends.Hehadtoexplaintothemallthatwhatshewassayingwastheexactoppositeofwhatshereallymeant.Aren'tyouthin?sheaskedMrGreedy.
2009-07-25
There,shesaidtoMrHappy.Happynow?MrHappysmiledthatfamoussmileofhis.I'llsay,hesaid.Comeon,headded.I'llbuyyoulunch.Andofftheywenttohisfavouriterestaurant.Smilers!
2009-07-25
OnTuesdayMr.Busywasrushingalong.Asusual!LittleMissNaughty,standingbythesideoftheroad,stuckoutherfoot.Shewasgoingtotriphimup!Headoverheels!Andheelsoverhead!
2009-07-25
Luckily,MrTicklehappenedtobepassing.Hestretchedoutoneofhisextraordinarilylongarms.DoyouthinkhewantedtotickleLittleMissSomersault?
2009-07-25